Computer: "Here, I finished downloading Dreamfall Chapters Book 5 for you last night, I know you've waited ten years for all the secrets and answers contained therein so feel free to start playing and enjoy!"
Me: "Oh thank you computer! Thank you thank you thank you!!"
Computer: "Just kidding, installing important windows updates."
Next up: The sequel, "Here, Let Me Overheat Halfway through the First Puzzle Coz You Left Me Turned On All Night."